Uhm. Well. I need help..walking the dogs and..washing my hair..and eating..and doing makeup. I would totally go to work with this fucking thing on but they said it’d be better to take a few weeks off. Fuck them. My cast and I are BEAUTIFUL and works can’t bring us down. It’s not like you have shit going on anyway!


Rude! Sooo rude. We’re a family. And family means you should help do stuff because I’m fucking useless with one hand. And because Cole won’t help me do stuff either.

You know she’s not gonna help you. I don’t even know why you keep waling around in the first place. All you do is crash into everything. What the hell do you need help with. I ain’t dancin on no pole.
Help meeeee!

You are dumb and clumsy as hell. You can’t be helped.